A gorgeous blonde sitting at the next table‏

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous blonde sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he had sat down … but lacked the nerve to strike up a conversation with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, caught it out of the air, and handed it back to her.

“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. “Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.”

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and to stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

“You know,” he said, “you are just the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“Oh no,” she replied…

Wait for it …

It’s coming … …

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She replied …

“You just happened to catch my eye.”